Day 4 of life... I'm pretty much FAMOUS!!

Day 4 of life and... I'm pretty much FAMOUS!! I don't know what it is that I do, or how I do it, but PEOPLE LOVE ME! It really doesn't matter if I'm smiling either. I can be moving around, making faces, pooping, peeing, or making any sound that I want and people still stare at me with huge smiles! Life is great!

So, I've come up with a routine that gets em' every time. First, when I start to wake up I make a few really innocent cute squeaks. I let those sink in a little bit and then usually my audience will gather around. After I hear enough people in attendance, I give em' the ol' one-eye. I open just one of my eyes a tiny bit and they all start smiling. Now that I have all the attention, IT'S SHOWTIME! I open my eyes, wiggle, smile, and talk. They all love it! The main act begins with a few head bobbles to show that I am about to lift up my head. Ladies and gentlemen please, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Let me just tell you how heavy this darn thing is. If my shows don't continue to draw an audience, rest assured that I will be able to find a second job in construction using my head as a wreaking ball! However, I digress. I like to start out on my strong side (right cheek) and use all of my back and neck muscles to execute a sort of whiplash motion backwards. I then turn my head really quickly (at least it feels quick) and let my head crash back down. With any luck, a successful maneuver will allow my head to fall back down on my left cheek to cushion the blow. Like I said before, this is NOT EASY!! But, with my special technique I do my best to make it look like it is.

I will say that my famous lifestyle can get tough though. Usually around the 30 minute mark I start to tire. Most of my fans don't like to put me down so I help convince them by loading up my diaper! That one always does the trick. Before you know it, I'm back with mom for a post-show snack, some clean drawers, and a warm blanket swaddle. I set my empty-belly-alarm for two hours and pull a David Copperfield disappearing act into sleepy land.

Please check back often as my show is always evolving and new tricks are sure to come!